Hey you!
I hope this promotional message finds you well.
I have some new things for sale that I've carved out of lumps of wood.
Could they enhance your life? These are big questions but with the right mind, who knows?
Anyway, in these crazy times the power of postive thought is an underestimated reserve. Draw from it as you need with these talism'ns for the modern soul.
Peace be with you,
Pete
